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Monthly Archives: April 2004
There was a dearth of garage sales today. A dearth I say! But I did get four videos and two boxes of pencils for only a dollar. Mostly I got the videos for the cases, actually. Plastic cases at the … Continue reading
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Thought of a new character today for my potential anthropomorphic animal superhero roleplaying game. Elongator – he’s like a Plastic Man/ Mr Fantastic alligator. I’ve got to think up a name for the supervillain cadre I’m creating. Let’s go through … Continue reading
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So three emperors who ruled Russia until the revolution of 1917 walk into a bar. The bartender says to the first one – “what’ll ya have?”“Vodka” says the first. The bartender pulls a lever and a trap door opens up … Continue reading
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I dreamt that the animosity between myself and the building manager and his yappy dog escalated to where he shot at me with a pistol several times. Didn’t hurt, though. In fact I think I grabbed his gun and threw … Continue reading
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A brawl broke out at an anger-management seminar at a high school in Maryland. My spine hurts from jumping up and down at the show the other night. I shouldn’t have gone out, but I did. Last night I went … Continue reading
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MAROTINU DE SUS, Romania – Before Toma Petre’s relatives pulled his body from the grave, ripped out his heart, burned it to ashes, mixed it with water and drank it, he hadn’t been in the news much. Wow – now … Continue reading
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Underwear Dream
Last night I dreamt I was trying to learn how to skateboard out in a park wearing only my underwear. Tonight I’m going into Abbotsford with Anghold to sing and dance like an idiot as The Darkest of the Hillside … Continue reading
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The Department of Homeland Security announced that visitors from Britain, France, Germany, Spain, Japan, Australia, and 21 other countries will be photographed and fingerprinted when they enter the United States. On Saturday I was in a teaser-trailer for a movie … Continue reading
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From: “Chris Starkweather” To: thickets@uniserve.com Subject: artwork question Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 03:10:49 -0400 hi, i am writing on behalf of my band Tenticular Genocide. we are an independent noise band based in panama city, FL. we were wondering … Continue reading
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Today I got up early to demo Spaceship Zero to a bunch of college kids – the other half of the class that played D&D with Darcy last time. It went very well and was enjoyed by all. Then I … Continue reading
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