Comments on: In the news… http://www.thickets.net/toren/2004/09/28/in-the-news/ Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:53:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: chris woods http://www.thickets.net/toren/2004/09/28/in-the-news/comment-page-1/#comment-602 chris woods Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:15:24 +0000 http://www.thickets.net/toren/archives/2004/09/28/in-the-news/#comment-602 Hostess Twinkies and Wonder Bread make up two thirds of my diet! (the other third being delicious smelts). What will I eat now?? If 'Tart and Tiny's' disappear I'll have to go on a hunger strike! Hostess Twinkies and Wonder Bread make up two thirds of my diet! (the other third being delicious smelts).

What will I eat now?? If ‘Tart and Tiny’s’ disappear I’ll have to go on a hunger strike!

]]> By: marlo http://www.thickets.net/toren/2004/09/28/in-the-news/comment-page-1/#comment-599 marlo Tue, 28 Sep 2004 20:20:21 +0000 http://www.thickets.net/toren/archives/2004/09/28/in-the-news/#comment-599 twinkies and wonderbread are bankrupt? THAT'S AWESOME!!!! a lot of these others have been on Fark in the last week... the Jimmy Swaggart one was like this: he said to a congregation that if a gay man looked at him "like that," he would kill him and tell God he didn't do it, or something like that. And the audience laughed and clapped. When questioned about it, he said it was a joke because <i>of course</i> God would know, because God knows everything. Y'see? And he also said he makes jokes like that about killing various people and lying to God ALL THE TIME and it was JUST A JOKE, FOR PETE'S SAKE! Anybody up for a little fire-bombing? ...see, it's funny because I don't actually know how to make a bomb! The falling crucifix is my favorite, though. twinkies and wonderbread are bankrupt? THAT’S AWESOME!!!!

a lot of these others have been on Fark in the last week… the Jimmy Swaggart one was like this: he said to a congregation that if a gay man looked at him “like that,” he would kill him and tell God he didn’t do it, or something like that. And the audience laughed and clapped. When questioned about it, he said it was a joke because of course God would know, because God knows everything. Y’see? And he also said he makes jokes like that about killing various people and lying to God ALL THE TIME and it was JUST A JOKE, FOR PETE’S SAKE!
Anybody up for a little fire-bombing? …see, it’s funny because I don’t actually know how to make a bomb!

The falling crucifix is my favorite, though.

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