Toren Atkinson’s Absolute Blog

I think it would be fun to make up a “what non-standard D&D race are you?” quiz, but you better your bottom GP I’m not going to sit down for X hours/days and work out the programming for that. So, just choose your favourites:

drow
tiefling (devil blood)
aasimar (celestial [angel] blood)
genasi (genie blood) – air/earth/fire/water
aranea
centaur
drider
salamander
sprite (grig, nixie, pixie)
harpy
lillend (points if you even know what the heck this is)
medusa/half-medusa
mind flayer (illithid)
ogre/half-ogre
satyr
troll
aellar (winged elf)
blinkling
lizardfolk
gnoll
goblin
kuo-toa
nymph
giant
merfolk
troglodyte
dryad
sthein (elf/naga)
werewolf
woodwose (elf/treant)
bugbear
derro
duergar
formian
githyanki
githzerai
hobgoblin
kobold
orc
yuan-ti

I had this dream the other night that my ex came back from Alberta and she was livid that I had not sired a child for her. She demanded that I have sex with her on the spot so that she could have a baby, and rather than argue I said “fine.” I expected not to ever have to see her or the child again once the deed was done. So, that was pretty twisted.

January is already more than half over. I don’t feel like I’ve wasted it, but I do feel like I want to try some new, different things very soon. Any ideas?