Short haired girls
Marlo asked me the other day why I prefer girls with short hair. I haven’t thought about this for a while, so here we go:
1. I can see the neck. I like the female neck. It’s one of my favourite bits.
2. This may be complete bullshit, but my observations over my adult life is that women with short hair are more independent, and I find that attractive.
3. Short hair is low-maintenance. Are girls with short hair also low-maintenance? The thought occurred to me. See note regarding bullshit (above).
4. Especially in the 80’s when I became less of a boy and more of a man, short hair was quite uncommon, and so I think I found it just a little exotic. Or at least, not mainstream. And that appeals to me too, what with me being a freak and an outcast.
5. Maybe I’m a dyke trapped in a man’s body?
I wanted to blog more, but this confounded mouse is making it really frustrating to work on the computer, so I’m just going to go make dinner. Hey, that’s a good name for a convention: Con-Founded
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January 31st, 2005 at 8:20 pm
You uh… need a mouse? I might know a guy who knows a guy who works with a LOT of hardware all day. Maybe one of the older opticals could go for a walk? I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.
January 31st, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Not been practising proper mouse hygiene eh? You know it can get infected if you don’t wash it every day.
Maybe you like short hair because in the 70’s you were molested by Crystal Gayle.
January 31st, 2005 at 8:53 pm
Hooo boy, do I feel like a dummy! All it needed was a good cleanin’ out. Spank me.
February 1st, 2005 at 6:01 am
On me, short hair is high maintenance. I get major bedhead and it’s super-stubborn. So, I keep it long so I don’t have to do much with it, including brushing.
February 1st, 2005 at 8:37 am
Nah, I’m high-maintenance, so your low-mai theory goes right out the window.
February 1st, 2005 at 9:04 am
Women with Long Hair are wonderful. Women with Mid Length Hair are wonderful. Women with Short Hair are wonderful. Hmmm, I’m starting to see a pattern here and it may involve hair. As for the mouse hygiene and your need to be disciplined, we’ll leave that to Marlo.
Con-Found would only be a good newfie Con. Con-Foundland…. Okay I was reaching and fell on my ass. Look away now.
February 1st, 2005 at 2:00 pm
i get a cow lick something wicked when my hair is short so i can completely sympathise/empathise with gail. long hair is less maintenance.
I wonder if anyone ever named their game con “CON-vention”. or what about “CON-sider I”t? or ’shut the fuck up banks”?
February 1st, 2005 at 3:19 pm
Short hair is TOTALLY high maintenance. It’s both more expensive and more troublesome to maintain, IMO.
February 1st, 2005 at 5:47 pm
Who cares about short hair when…………You can learn how to do “Bruce Lee’s 1 in punch”, check it out!!!!!
http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/wengshunkuen/oneinchpunch.html
February 1st, 2005 at 6:52 pm
It’s true, Marlo is very high maintenance. She’s never happy unless I’ve provided her the finest jewelry, makeup, and clothes. And she won’t even ride with me unless my ferrari has been waxed. Reminds me of Janet Jackson’s “What Have You Done For Me Lately? Ooo-oo-oo-oooo-oooh”
February 1st, 2005 at 7:20 pm
Hey, get off the computer and finish waxing that Ferrari!
February 1st, 2005 at 7:39 pm
I’m a weenie
February 1st, 2005 at 8:06 pm
You will perish in flame!
February 1st, 2005 at 8:18 pm
Yeah, maybe. Boys with breasts and vaginas. And feminine necks.
I was always confused why they were called tomboys. Shouldn’t they be called Janeboys or something? Cuz Tom = male and boy = male so that’s Malemale.
February 1st, 2005 at 9:07 pm
Just because I’m dating the singer of a band you happen to like, doesn’t give you license to give everyone your opinion on what you’ve determined I look like by looking at one LJ userpic. Seriously, even on Toren’s own blog, how is he supposed to react to the fact that you are “insulting” his girlfriend? Do you even know Toren?
Now kindly fuck off.
Just when I enable anonymous commenting on my LJ again, some fuckwad reminds me why I turned it off in the first place.
February 1st, 2005 at 10:07 pm
Grrrrrr, that was awesome, KILLL HIIIIIIIM! and short hair is where it is at. I also have a neck love problem..although maybe problem isn’t the right word for it.
February 2nd, 2005 at 11:34 am
Hey, wha happan? somebody fill me in here – marlo? who IS that? gmail my ass.
January 30th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Let the short-haired girls conquer the world!
August 14th, 2006 at 10:12 am
I now have short hair…hm…
I like it, but, I’m shocked.
I just got back from the hair salon.
It’s kinda a fauhawk.