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Monthly Archives: March 2005
Even after all these years…
So the internet has been around for quite a little while now, but I am still constantly plagued by people who can’t follow netiquette. I belong to more than a couple of newsgroups, and people seem to consistently forget or … Continue reading
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Gamey stuff
I’ve been drawing and painting (in watercolour) for the past 2 weeks for the new edition of the Warhammer Fantasy RPG. I only played WHFRP once or twice when I was a young man in Chilliwack, but I am certainly … Continue reading
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My Brother and Me
My brother visited me this week. He brought me my Christmas presents (I don’t see my brother very often as he lives in Harrison). I had no idea what to expect – I thought it might be CDs or something … Continue reading
Wednesday is the new Friday
I wish Taylor had a blog, because everyone should hear about the “oven” in his new place, and how he almost lost an eye. Oh the chuckles I had at work today!
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Finally we can put this unseemly business behind us
7. ONE CAN’T HIDE The seventh lesson I teach is that one can’t hide. I teach students that they are always watched, that each is under constant surveillance by me and my colleagues. There are no private spaces for children; … Continue reading
The things in entertainment that annoy me, that aren’t actually the entertainment.
I read an interesting article in the Globe & Mail while I was at Marlo’s the other day, about the new decency act and how Spongebob came under fire for promoting family variety and some cartoon rabbit that interacts with … Continue reading
6 down, 1 to go – “I’m having school withdrawals! Grade me, tell me I’m so, so smart…”!
6. PROVISIONAL SELF-ESTEEM The sixth lesson I teach is provisional self-esteem. If you’ve ever tried to wrestle into line kids whose parents have convinced them to believe they’ll be loved in spite of anything, you know how impossible it is … Continue reading
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The TV! The TV!
Last night was a long-awaited new episode of Justice League. I used to tape lots of shows regularly and with discipline – Enterprise, Rocket Robin Hood, Justice League, Superfriends, Clone High, X-Men Evolution, Powerpuff Girls. Now I tape Battlestar Galactica … Continue reading
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“The Most important lesson of them all”
5. INTELLECTUAL DEPENDENCY The fifth lesson I teach is intellectual dependency. Good students wait for a teacher to tell them what to do. This is the most important lesson them all; we must wait for other people, better trained than … Continue reading
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Wee Frill
4. EMOTIONAL DEPENDENCY The fourth lesson I teach is emotional dependency. By stars and red checks, smiles and frowns, prizes, honors, and disgraces, I teach kids to surrender their will to the predestinated chain of command. Rights may be granted … Continue reading
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