Strippers and Buskers
Wednesday, June 8th, 2005When the dollar coin and two dollar coin came out, I protested the terms “loonie” and “toonie” because they are something you might hear coming out of the mouth of a gay 7-year old. We didn’t call one- and two-dollar bills by their own cutesy nomenclature, why do we have to ascribe something to the coins? It just gives Americans one more reason to laugh at us like a retarded cousin. Taylor and I (sorry to drag you into this, Taytay) realized today during our lunch break that the reason we switched over to coins from bills is because strippers and buskers run the country. IT’S A GODDAMN CONSPIRACY! Strippers wanted more money and you can’t put toonies in their underwear elastic. Everyone wants to get rid of the damn coins and thus buskers income shot up as soon as the new currency was introduced. I mean, what other reasons could their possibly be? Think about it!
Speaking of money, I read that an American spent $802,600 over the Internet to buy a house in India, and when he arrived in New Delhi he found that the house he was promised was actually the Prime Minister’s residence. So let that be a lesson to the rest of you…nuts.