Archive for September, 2005

My OTHER weekend.

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

I forgot to blog about my weekend. Rather than schpiel on and on with pointless adjectives and conjunctions, here it is in point form:

Saturday miniature painting and watching television with Nathan and David and Marlo.

Sunday greyhound to Chilliwack. Wrote lyrics on bus.
Chris picks me up from depot while I try to avoid smokers.
Airport Cafe: undercooked hash browns as usual; Sour Cream Lemon pie is good but Blackberry is better.
Chris’ Torlo painting is coming along nicely!
Godzilla: King of the Monsters video game. Cheat codes let us play more monsters and in more cities! Fun.
Band practice with no Warren
40-Year Old Virgin at COLOSSUS in Langley: 7/10. Funnier than I thought it would be.

Squiddly Diddly Doo!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

Exciting news for those of us who LOVE squid! Especially that of the giant persuasion. New photos of a live giant squid have been taken. Don’t be fooled into believing that this is the first time a live one has been photographed - in 2002 some photos were taken in Japan. But they are not of the squid in its natural environment (thousands of feet under the sea).

You can see them here: http://www.pref.kyoto.jp/kaiyo/2-topicnews/news/2002/02-02-01/mega-squid/mega-squid-01.html
and here: http://www.pref.kyoto.jp/kaiyo/2-topicnews/news/2002/02-02-01/mega-squid/mega-squid-02.html

The new pics are plentiful, and they are of a full-grown, healthy, 25-foot long archi*. The thing was caught on a line for four hours and they snapped over 500 photos of it. It severed a tentacle during the struggle and the scientists retrieved it, allowing them to confirm the species via DNA testing. Here are some of the photos: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/09/photogalleries/giant_squid/

* this length is extrapolated by the length of the severed arm. However, if the arm was not severed at the base, the squid could be even bigger. The longest giant squid on record measured 59 feet including tentacles.

If you go here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4288772.stm# you can see a BBC news report on the topic.

NEATO!

Fight Fire with Firemen

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

You know what’s fun? Having the perfect excuse for being late for work. About ten minutes before I normally leave for work, I heard tons of sirens which seemed to stop right when they got near. I look out the window and there’s a plume of smoke rising from the next block, and the fire trucks have parked in the middle of Oak Street. The #17 bus has been sitting at the bus stop for 20 minutes now. I just saw them kick everyone off the bus and John is walking down the street to some other bus stop. I guess I better go join them. It was fun while it lasted.

X-Tra

Friday, September 23rd, 2005

I went back for more shooting of X3 on Thursday, and the chances of my mug showing up on film increased tenfold. Of course there’s no guarantees, but I hope so. I met some nice people, and some not-so-nice people on set. Tomoko and Lance were the nice ones. Well Hugh Jackman was nice too, but I didn’t have QUITE as many conversations with him as I did with T&L. And I saw Norm there too (on Tuesday - did I mention that already?). It was really fun being a mutant (more so than usual) and it would have been way suckier if Taja and Shane hadn’t provided rides for me out to the woods. That was a poorly structured sentence but I’m prepared to live with it.

After I got home last night I actually put in the first X-Men film, I was so in the spirit of things. The schedule of shooting had me so mixed up, however, that I set my alarm for 6:20 instead of 7:20 this morning (for work at the warehouse), and after it went off I couldn’t get back to sleep.

Thanks to Tony Marsh for the half dozen boxes of Jaffa Cakes I got in the mail today! And…uh…Twinkers or whatever they’re called. They are strange. Stewie will be pleased.

My weekend.

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

What the hell happened on my weekend? Let me try to remember. Oh! I had dinner with Marlo’s folks on Friday night and that was very pleasant indeed.

On Saturday night I had my birthday auction and as usual, it was a number of blasts. I got the complete Wallace & Gromit VHS set, some amazing drawing materials that I put to use the very next day, and some miniatures. Other stuff too but I’m tired and my memory, as always, fails. There were some new faces to the auction, and David bought most of my and Chris’ and others’ comics. I made off with a decent cup o’ cash and the food was not bad - even some pineapple!

On Sunday I biked down to Drexoll Games and bought some red dice and another miniature (Reaper did a Cthulhu knock off). Marlo and I had dinner at Greens & Gourmet and then we watched movies. She wrote more about that on her blog so I will direct you to it.

Last night I played BURNING WHEEEEEEEEL!! with some gaming mates and that was pretty fun, though I was distracted all through the night dealing with phone calls from my agent-to-be about being an extra in X-Men 3. You could say I was an X-tra. But you shouldn’t.

Mutation!

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

I had a long day working on X-Men 3. I can’t really tell you more about it, except that my mutant power was to clean laundry.

The Changing of the Guard

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Now that school is in, some of the younger people who work at the warehouse are gone. The panoply of temps have more or less been ‘promoted’ to fill the ranks. This is trouble. They don’t know or don’t care about the finer points of book-picking protocols, and it’s making everyones job more difficult. The shelves are a mess with stacks of titles hiding behind other stacks of titles, titles being put on the wrong shelf, shelves being overstacked, books being left in their boxes, and just general chaos. Each staff member was given an aisle to take care of some months ago. My aisle is Aisle 28. My job is to take 5 minutes of every day and make sure my aisle is neat: the spines should be facing out; the books shouldn’t be pushed far back into the shelf; and suchlike. That’s probably my favourite part of the job. Maybe I can convince the bosses that it’s the only thing I should be responsible for.

Cruise Ship of Damned

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

I had a dream this morning that a comet passed near to Earth and turned everyone into zombies - not the undead brain-eating zombies, but just imbeciles who would try to rip apart anyone who wasn’t wandering around in circles going “googa bugga urgga.” Some people weren’t affected, and it was very difficult for me to find others like me. I couldn’t just yell out “hello! Any non-zombies around?” because the zombies wouldn’t like that, and they were everywhere! In fact I think the bulk of the dream took place on a cruise ship.

Wow

Friday, September 9th, 2005

I don’t usually have blog entries that are just links to other sites/files/pictures/movies on the internet, but this is amazing:

http://media.putfile.com/OlbermannSwings

I hope this is the beginning of a trend in the media to take some responsibility for the welfare and education of their audience.

In the News

Friday, September 9th, 2005

A New York man was recognized as having the world’s longest eyebrow hair at 3.78 inches

The world bog snorkeling championship was held in Wales.

The FDA was working out a plan to regulate medicinal maggots and leeches, both of which it has classified as “devices.” “The primary mode of action for maggots,” said a representative from a medicinal maggot firm, “is chewing.”

A German man was arrested for scratching penis drawings on up to 330 vehicles

In Brooklyn, New York, a recurring hip-hop party night called “Kill Whitie,” marketed to white people, was under criticism as racist. Fans of the party, which offers free admission to anyone with a bucket of fried chicken, defended the event as “funny.”

A California Army veteran and resident of the United States for 51 years was upset with J.P. Morgan Chase for repeatedly getting his name wrong in their credit-card database, misspelling “Sami Habbas” as “Palestinian Bomber.”

Many Iraqis were hoping to be selected for a new reality television show, called “Labor and Materials,” in which a construction crew shows up unannounced and rebuilds a family’s bombed-out home. Three thousand people have applied in Baghdad alone.

Bush, whose 36 percent approval rating is lower than Richard Nixon’s during Watergate, spoke in praise of the war while visiting Donnelly, Idaho, which has a population of 130, as 200 anti-war protesters rallied outside.

“I don’t think,” said President George W. Bush, “anyone anticipated the breach of the levees.” Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said the disaster “exceeded the foresight of the planners, and maybe anybody’s foresight.” The flooding had been anticipated by National Geographic magazine, Scientific American magazine, the Times-Picayune newspaper, FEMA, and Mr. Bill. Fifty-five countries offered aid to the United States. Cuba offered 1,100 doctors, Iran offered humanitarian aid, China offered $5 million, and Venezuela offered fuel at a reduced cost. The United States was performing a “needs assessment” to decide whose help to accept.

In Iraq nearly 1,000 Shiite pilgrims were killed during a march across the Al-Aaimmah bridge when rumors of a suicide bomber in the crowd caused a stampede. Most of the victims were women and children who died from trampling or, after they fell or jumped into the Tigris River, from drowning.

President Bush declared that U.S. troops needed to stay in Iraq to keep the country’s oil out of the hands of terrorists.

Scientists announced that they had created mice that could regrow amputated extremities

The Bush Administration was working on a new set of pollution controls intended to make it harder to sue power plants