Monthly Archives: December 2005

His beady eyes were too big for his stomach

Posted on December 29,2005 by Toren

Too bad this photo wasn’t around when my Mom was trying to keep me from stuffing myself. So this whole thing about the chimeras…with the human/rabbit embryos…and whether or not such creatures should have human rights is the perfect example … Continue reading →

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It’s Weird to Not Be Poor

Posted on December 28,2005 by Toren

I’m making tons more money than I have for years. It’s weird to be able to afford to eat out for every meal, to be able to afford to buy a DVD when I want to buy a DVD, to … Continue reading →

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Don’t go see Narnia.

Posted on December 28,2005 by Toren

Narnia was terrible. Awful. I felt closer to walking out on that film than I have for a long time. Drippy. Pointless. Infantile. Trite. Plus, the music was bad. The acting was uninspired and I felt sorry for the kids … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas Architeuthis Dux

Posted on December 23,2005 by Toren

25% of the fish caught in the world is thrown back. My other Christmas gift to the world is going to be a donation to the World Wildlife Fund to stop bad fishing practices. And to save alien-looking species we … Continue reading →

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Tis the Season

Posted on December 20,2005 by Toren

My gift to everyone this year is to not make them wait in line at the post office. Gadzooks! I waited in line for at least a half hour. The poor sap a couple people ahead of me didn’t even … Continue reading →

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Mo Betta News

Posted on December 19,2005 by Toren

Iraq’s Victorious Army Group was holding a contest to see who could design the best website to promote their message of jihad. The contest winner will receive Allah’s blessings and be allowed to fire three rockets at an American military … Continue reading →

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Adam and his Package

Posted on December 16,2005 by Toren

I had the good fortune of being contacted by a student at Vancouver Film School who is working on his final project for his term. That final project is to provide a total media package for a band. He sent … Continue reading →

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Working in the Coal Mine

Posted on December 4,2005 by Toren

For those of you who have been wondering just where the hell I’ve been, I’ll tell you. I’ve got a new job working for a temp agency and they have me out at RBC Financial Group card services (aka VISA) … Continue reading →

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