My gift to everyone this year is to not make them wait in line at the post office. Gadzooks! I waited in line for at least a half hour. The poor sap a couple people ahead of me didn’t even get the package he went to pick up. Yes, he had his slip – but the girl couldn’t find it and sent him away. The guy behind me asked “what the hell are they doing up there?” after one couple took 10 minutes. I replied “I think they’re trying to ship a corpse stuffed with cocaine.” Nobody laughed. It was like waiting in line for Star Wars but without the Star Wars.
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*I* am laughing about the cocaine stuffed corpse….
“I think they’re trying to ship a corpse stuffed with cocaine.”
I am now uncontainably hyper. Good job Toren.
It’s just sad these days to think that jokes about cocaine stuffed corpses fall upon deaf ears. Hi-frikkin-larious man.