Monthly Archives: January 2006

Meow!

Posted on January 31,2006 by Toren

I think they should have a crossover between Degrassi: The Next Generation and Star Trek: The Next Generation. Furthermore, I wonder if America’s Funniest Home Videos has a catalogue of clips that were too EXTREEEEEEEEEME for TV. Like, tiny tots … Continue reading →

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Sweet Dreams are Made of Ninjas

Posted on January 28,2006 by Toren

Strange dream last night. Marlo and I were in Janet’s old place while she’s away in Japan, and criticizing her choice in furniture (not your real life furniture, Janet – the stuff my subconscious put there). Then there a bunch … Continue reading →

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“There’s something out there hunting us…and it ain’t no man”

Posted on January 25,2006 by Toren

I recently bought the 2-disc “Predator” DVD – the movie with the best action/suspense soundtrack in the whollllllle world according to Garp. Even though it’s a machismo gun-fest, it will always have a place in my heart. On a related … Continue reading →

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I’m feeling fat and sassy!

Posted on January 25,2006 by Toren

Apart from TONMO–The Octopus News Magazine Online–I have been unable to find ecological organizations that take donations via PayPal. Sure, I could give my credit card number to Greenpeace, but I don’t have my VISA number memorized like I do … Continue reading →

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The Foundation: Their Own Worst Enemy

Posted on January 24,2006 by Toren

I voted green. When I went to the church to vote there were two lines. I was this close to saying to someone “Is this the line for the beer, or the line to get the tickets to get the … Continue reading →

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Hurry before somebody steals our idea

Posted on January 19,2006 by Toren

So…here’s a new concept band that Taylor and Stewie and I are trying to figure out how to do. The band comes onto the stage in dark street clothes. We put on some big rings onto our fingers which light … Continue reading →

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My Fan Club

Posted on January 17,2006 by Toren

I’d just like to be the first one to point this out to the internet-at-large, so it doesn’t sneak up on them (or before it goes away): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toren+atkinson “1. Toren Atkinson A man of mediocrity. Engages in mediocre art, mediocre … Continue reading →

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When I go there, I’m going to give them a piece of my mind!

Posted on January 17,2006 by Toren

Microsoft shuts down controversial Chinese blogger Last Updated Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:52:24 EST CBC News Microsoft Corp. has followed the request of the Chinese government and shut down the internet journal of a blogger who discussed politically sensitive issues. … Continue reading →

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A Satanist Who Doesn’t Hate Jesus

Posted on January 17,2006 by Toren

In Kenya, 2.5 million people were close to starvation; police raids showed that those who were supposed to be handing out food were instead selling it. Pat Robertson apologized to Ariel Sharon’s son, Omri, for being ” inappropriate and insensitive … Continue reading →

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Hey Mrs Doesn’t-Find-Me-Attractive-Anymore Just-Because-I’m-Morbidly-Obese…

Posted on January 17,2006 by Toren

But How do I go from Fatness to Fitness? Watch me right here. You be my witness. I just found out that I’m officially obese! I was browsing the CBC news website as I am wont to do, and reading … Continue reading →

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