Toren Atkinson’s Absolute Blog

So I went in to jam in Chilliwack as usual yesterday, and saw the remains of a gruesome accident involving at least 4 mangled hulks. Traffic was backed up for miles and miles and everyone was so late that we actually only got to rock for about 45 minutes. Then I had to get on the last Greyhound to Vancouver. And that sucked the suckyiest suck. But during the trip I came up with some more WWFJ characters, which you must now rate on a scale of 1-10:

Stagosaurus

The Toad Warrior

Torqupine

Robonobo

Shaolin Monkey

Elk Diablo

Salamancer

Dynamole

Hellhound

I promise the highest rated one will get a drawing. Others will too but not necessarily all of them.

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