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Monthly Archives: September 2006
Cellulater
Now I have to completely retool my pocket filing system. You see, my keys go in my front left, my change in my right. Wallet’s in the right back and sunglasses, directions, etc go in the left back. Now that … Continue reading
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Life Just Got Better
1 can Diet A&W or Mug root beer – 0 calories 1/2 cup of Nestle low fat “no sugar added” vanilla ice cream – 80 calories = one 80 calorie root beer float. Aw yeah.
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Yes Please
The two great tastes of lightning and octopus, together at last. Bonus: Quote from John K’s recent blog entry, which, as an artist and as a cinephile, I find fantastically amusing: I don’t want this post to be about Disney. … Continue reading
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You’re So Vein
So Joyce and I went to see Body Works at Science World. I’ve never seen so many dry dead genitals in one place, it was pretty damn neato. Even a killer headache couldn’t keep me back! They even had fetuseseses … Continue reading
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Blonde. James Blonde.
The forthcoming James Bond movie, Casino Royale, does indeed look more interesting than the last few, but that’s not saying much. It introduces JAMES BOND before he holds his license to kill. But Bond is no less dangerous, and with … Continue reading
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Why, Shaw? Why?
Error getting network address for “shawmail” Cause: host not found (11001) Oh how I hate you. Well, if you’re waiting for email from me, you’ll have to wait a little longer until I find out what the problem is with … Continue reading
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Links of the Utmost Import
Title track off of Tenacious D’s new album: http://www.sonymusic.com/clips/selection/fu/700746/700746_01_02_full_100.asx Footage from a giant squid documentary which hasn’t aired in Canada that I know of (this relates to the live architeuthis that was photographed a couple years ago): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGLUT62mHz4 I have … Continue reading
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A Tale of Two Dressers
By popular demand here are some photos of my sticker-laden dressers. I realized as I was putting this collage together, that in fact I forgot to take a snap of one of the dresser tops. I didn’t forget to take … Continue reading
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“NO BEARS!”
CampyCon I Report! I spent all week stressing (to the extent I’m able) about what to pack for camping, not having been for ohhhhhhhhh 12 years or so? Everything turned out pretty damn good though – I didn’t freeze during … Continue reading
Allergeneric
Today is my brother’s birthday. He’ll be older. I used to have a really good sense of smell when I was younger. I could smell things that others couldn’t. Although now that I think about it, I did hang out … Continue reading
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