Category Archives: Dreams

I had a dream that I was in a marathon, and I was far enough ahead that I stopped to buy a cake. Once I had the cake, I realized that it may have taken too long. I didn’t have … Continue reading →

This morning I had a dream that I was supreme overlord of the universe. I walked into a dance studio and told the instructor I wanted a short haired girl to have sex with. There was only one. We went … Continue reading →

I recently had a dream that I heard a kaboom, and when I looked out the window there was a mushroom cloud in the distance. I think I was with Best when I said “Oh no! Quick, before the power … Continue reading →

Don’t be mad at me for waiting until the Great Old Ones thing blew over before I posted to my blog again. I finally listened to the Paul F. Tompkins CD that Chris gave me. Funny, funny stuff, as promised. … Continue reading →

…or you will end up very fat. I had a food dream this morning. Some BBQ with both extended family and friends. I was looting other people’s meat caches. I also had a dream that I was a superhero, and … Continue reading →

I just woke up from a dream about being at school. College actually. School dreams are like nightmares to me. I’ll take a dream about being chased by monsters over a school dream any day of the week. In this … Continue reading →

After the apocalypse, some assorted people and I will be living in a huge, towering complex with many mysterious sealed off sections. I’ll be at a computer console and while I’m screwing around I’ll accidentally break one of the seals, … Continue reading →

I have a habit of keeping my dictaphone near my bed so that I can record my crazy dreams when I wake up in the middle of the night. Usually when I listen back to it, it sounds like this: … Continue reading →

I seem to go through cycles of remembering dreams for a couple weeks and then not remembering them. Here’s a few recent ones: I was at a Japanese restaurant trying out my Japanese with the Japanese… and Steve Martin and … Continue reading →