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Day 17 & 18: Tiny Bites – You’re Killin’ Me Smalls!

Oh no! Beowulf is playing at my favourite theater, The Rio! What do I do? So has everyone gone to see No Country for Old Men yet? “They” have these 140 calorie ice cream sandwiches which are great. But I … Continue reading

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Day 15 & 16: Saving Up Is Hard To Do

Well I’m down to 186 lbs, says Joe’s scale. That’s about 10 lbs in two weeks, which is consistent with what I was doing when I was on MediFast, only instead of eating those powdery packets of food I’m eating … Continue reading

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Day 13 & 14: Grill of My Dreams

So it’s already been two crazy weeks on this diet and I have no idea how much weight I’ve lost. All I can tell you is I really want some licorice allsorts and some pumpkin pie. Okay, is this weird? … Continue reading

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Day 12: On the Subject of Temperature

Well today was exciting if your idea of excitement is other people’s kitchen stories and meetings with financial planners. I was keen to try out my new crock pot so I picked up some vegetables and spices. I figured instead … Continue reading

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Day 10 & 11: What A Crock

I went to a callback this morning after a fitful sleep and for some inexplicable reason I didn’t feel like riding my bike downtown, so I took the bus. I think it was because subconsciously I knew it would give … Continue reading

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Day 9: Pizza Party!

Pizza is like sex. When it’s good, it’s great, and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. Heat Miser, the boss and I talked about the mother of all pizza parties at work on Friday. Here’s the scheme – I … Continue reading

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Day 8: I Eat When I’m Bored, But I Never Get Bored of Eating

I covered some of this stuff in this post from April, but let’s review some more Fat Facts. This is important setup for some of my points later on, so slog through it. This I ordain. 90% VEGETARIAN I don’t … Continue reading

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Day 7: Cooking Leads To Dish Washing

Here are the people who live in the house in which I also live: Casey, French-Canadian Guy, Boozy Breath Guy, Too Much Aftershave Guy, Scowly Silent Guy, and Never Seen Guy. I think that’s everyone. I was told when I … Continue reading

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Day 5 + 6: Mustard Eases the Pain

Kelly’s scale says I’m at 191.0 lbs. Twelve lbs to go. The single greatest thing about mustard is that I love it and it’s very low calorie. The two greatest things about mustard is that I love it, it’s very … Continue reading

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D-Day 4: 36 Days to Go

Well, good news. Joyce’s scale says I’m at 192, which means I only have 13 lbs to lose. Mike says: There is the problem. You are not changing your life style to one of living and eating in a manner … Continue reading

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